essektheylyss:

I will be honest, I had “protective shadowgast content” on my notably unlikely and somewhat facetious wishlist for the one-shot, to the point that I was only saying it in jest in DMs, because I really did not expect nor need it, and I’m still in shock that what I got was Caleb going from “Trent is below ‘grounding my godson’ on the list of priorities right now, get the fuck in line, bitch” to “I should’ve ripped out his fucking spine with my dinosaur teeth” in two seconds flat the moment Trent even referenced Essek.

Like, we all saw that, right? I feel like I gotta confirm I’m not actually having a jet lag-induced fever dream.

big-moon-little-moon:

Caduceus: Pain doesn’t make people. It’s love that makes people.

Trent, years later: Hello, Bren. I am free and I have decided to now threaten your *FRIEND* the shadowhand. Catch me if you can.

Caduceus: You seem to have widely misinterpreted the lesson.

(via mooneloquence)

(via pike-the-monstah)

jdotsodomite:

i hope you write (i hope we both write)

(via ekjohnston)

intothefey:

“Alright, I’ll be part of the…Fjord Expedition”

(via theregoesmylurkerstatus)

tadfools:

Essek girlies we ride at dawn

zemnian-newcomer:

Also never let it be said again that Caduceus isn’t a massive bitch in his own right.

Did saw a man walk straight into his doom and was like “Watch this, kid. It’s a cautionary tale.”

sparring-spirals:

i know its partly the nature of critical role as a whole changing for this third campaign, but its SO funny to me that “Dont Trust Anyone Not Even Yourself” Paranoid Chucklefucks The Mighty Nein were showered in kind and helpful guest PC’s and ended up So Good at the Magic Of Friendship (threatening). While Bell’s Hells of “time for therapy!!!!” “do you think they’ll be our friend” “what the fuck is up with that game time!!” have wound up with a like. 40% hit rate for villains in their close friends. like this is a MASSIVE oversimplification and it makes sense but its mostly very funny to me. rip to early campaign m9 you would have loved all of your paranoid instincts constantly paying off in the worst way

zhellers:

to be loved is to be changed

the-caleb-widogast:

Pictured: Captain Tusktooth realizing he has to protect the kid of his number one hater